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Mrs. is a feminist. Isn't that cute?

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Автор: Vikki87

7-11-2011, 16:46

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Mrs. would talk in iambic pentameter if it were easier

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Автор: fishwife

7-11-2011, 10:35

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Mrs. is getting so tired of just being told she's pretty

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Автор: Pentacl

7-11-2011, 06:19

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Mrs. 's computer beat her at chess, but she sure beat it at kickboxing

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Автор: power_on

7-11-2011, 02:16

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Mrs. is big. It's the pictures that got small.

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Автор: Neya

6-11-2011, 22:29

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Mr. considers that it will be found much better by all parties to leave the past to history, especially as he proposes to write that history himself.

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Автор: helenne

6-11-2011, 15:19

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Mr. is forgetting his mantra

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Автор: annutka

6-11-2011, 07:38

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Mrs. is the best she's ever going to look, the best she's ever going to feel, the best she's ever going to do, and it ain't that great.

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Автор: Edd84

6-11-2011, 02:32

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Mr. is modest and proud of it

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Автор: Jok

5-11-2011, 22:05

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Mr. is pit nicking

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Автор: Irini

5-11-2011, 15:46

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Mr. always asks himself: "What would Gandalf do"?

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Автор: swqa12

5-11-2011, 08:38

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Mrs. read all about the evils of drinking beer, so she gave up reading

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Автор: nina060609

5-11-2011, 01:43

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Mr. is looking at you, kid.

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Автор: rjdamir

4-11-2011, 18:43

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Mrs. still misses her ex. But her aim is improving!

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Автор: Raven

4-11-2011, 11:57

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Mr. is too sexy for this status

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Автор: AlterDraconis

4-11-2011, 05:07

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Mrs. is writing with a goose quill dipped in venom

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Автор: sergey100

3-11-2011, 23:10

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Mrs. is aware of how hard it is for you to put food on your family

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Автор: Kopay

3-11-2011, 19:15

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Mr. got kicked out of Cub Scouts for eating a Brownie

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Автор: Michael_k

3-11-2011, 12:41

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Mr. thinks that California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.

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Автор: katia99

3-11-2011, 04:12

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Mrs. is Catwoman. Hear her roar!

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Автор: polix2000

2-11-2011, 22:48

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Mrs. has to push the pram a lot

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Автор: Kword

2-11-2011, 16:36

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Mrs. is wondering: What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

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Автор: checker

2-11-2011, 12:15

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Mr. would like you to tell your kids that it's not nice to point at him

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Автор: marusenka-83

2-11-2011, 04:19

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Mrs. is trying to imagine you with a personality

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Автор: Anvako

1-11-2011, 20:20

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Mr. is prepared to meet his Maker. Whether his Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting him is another matter.

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Автор: VoDmAl

1-11-2011, 14:20

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